Wednesday, April 01, 2009
Jewish Penis Envy
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Welcome to April Fool's Day. As you know, today is the day we play jokes on each other. Most of the time these jokes are benign and funny, but occasionally these jokes can be quite evil. And interestingly, the Jew-dominated MSNBC web site has chosen to ally itself with Men's Health magazine to play a massivly evil April Fool's joke on your family penis. The author of this 'joke' is Charles Hirshberg, a circumcised Jew who obviously suffers from a serious case of Jewish Penis Envy: he wants all of you new parents out there to sexually mutilate your new baby boys for 'health' reasons. He cares about their health. Eheh.
So I thought I'd do a quick blurb between representatives of Men's Health Magazine, Men's Pleasure Magazine, and Women's Pleasure Magazine (MH, MP, WP). The following is a fictional account of a two-way debate involving three entities. I could increase the number of participants, of course, but the objective here is to keep the debate as simple as possible. The Moderator (MO) begins the debate:
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MO: Let the debate begin.
MH: I claim that circumcision is healthy because it reduces the chance of a man catching HIV by 50 percent.
MO: So if a circumcised man fucks an HIV-infected woman twice, is the rate increased to 75 percent?
MH: Exactly. And the infection rate goes up from there, unfortunately, in proportion to coital frequency.
MO: Is it therefore safe to say that after five fucks that man will have a 97 percent chance of contracting HIV?
MH: Um, yes... unless, of course, he uses a condom, in which case his risk is reduced exponentially
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Welcome to April Fool's Day. As you know, today is the day we play jokes on each other. Most of the time these jokes are benign and funny, but occasionally these jokes can be quite evil. And interestingly, the Jew-dominated MSNBC web site has chosen to ally itself with Men's Health magazine to play a massivly evil April Fool's joke on your family penis. The author of this 'joke' is Charles Hirshberg, a circumcised Jew who obviously suffers from a serious case of Jewish Penis Envy: he wants all of you new parents out there to sexually mutilate your new baby boys for 'health' reasons. He cares about their health. Eheh.
So I thought I'd do a quick blurb between representatives of Men's Health Magazine, Men's Pleasure Magazine, and Women's Pleasure Magazine (MH, MP, WP). The following is a fictional account of a two-way debate involving three entities. I could increase the number of participants, of course, but the objective here is to keep the debate as simple as possible. The Moderator (MO) begins the debate:
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MO: Let the debate begin.
MH: I claim that circumcision is healthy because it reduces the chance of a man catching HIV by 50 percent.
MO: So if a circumcised man fucks an HIV-infected woman twice, is the rate increased to 75 percent?
MH: Exactly. And the infection rate goes up from there, unfortunately, in proportion to coital frequency.
MO: Is it therefore safe to say that after five fucks that man will have a 97 percent chance of contracting HIV?
MH: Um, yes... unless, of course, he uses a condom, in which case his risk is reduced exponentially
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