Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Panty Socialism
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Let us suppose, for the purpose of this blurb, that panties were a 'zero sum game' and that there was a social agency one of the duties of which was to ensure that there were enough panties to go around. In such a case my panty fetish would certainly be noticed by the local authorities. I would be visited by members of the 'panty appropriations committee.' They would interview me. They would determine that I possessed an obscene number of panties. They would point out to me that there were hundreds of women in the local community who had no panties and who as a result were naked beneath their skirts. They would then rightfully confiscate many of my panties and distribute those panties to needy local women. I would be condemned by locals as a 'panty pervert' and ostracised by my neighbors. I would be motivated to make amends by donating huge numbers of panties to needy women. My panty collection would be decimated. In the end I would eventually be left with only seven pair of panties. I would live with that. Nevertheless, I would suffer from the knowlege that somewhere out there in the world were seven unfortunate women who had no panties because I had the panties which rightfully belonged to them. I would be consumed by guilt and would die prematurely as a result. I would leave my entire panty collection to Kootch. But Kootch would have no use at all for size 14 panties, and would turn the entire stash over to the 'Panty Collection Agency of Arapahoe County' upon my death. The PCAAC would then turn the entire collection over to the...
Let us suppose, for the purpose of this blurb, that panties were a 'zero sum game' and that there was a social agency one of the duties of which was to ensure that there were enough panties to go around. In such a case my panty fetish would certainly be noticed by the local authorities. I would be visited by members of the 'panty appropriations committee.' They would interview me. They would determine that I possessed an obscene number of panties. They would point out to me that there were hundreds of women in the local community who had no panties and who as a result were naked beneath their skirts. They would then rightfully confiscate many of my panties and distribute those panties to needy local women. I would be condemned by locals as a 'panty pervert' and ostracised by my neighbors. I would be motivated to make amends by donating huge numbers of panties to needy women. My panty collection would be decimated. In the end I would eventually be left with only seven pair of panties. I would live with that. Nevertheless, I would suffer from the knowlege that somewhere out there in the world were seven unfortunate women who had no panties because I had the panties which rightfully belonged to them. I would be consumed by guilt and would die prematurely as a result. I would leave my entire panty collection to Kootch. But Kootch would have no use at all for size 14 panties, and would turn the entire stash over to the 'Panty Collection Agency of Arapahoe County' upon my death. The PCAAC would then turn the entire collection over to the...
