Friday, January 09, 2009
Loving Each Other
(5)
Time to hit the sack... Whoa! Drunk as I am I just stumbled across the formula to upload a sexy image from my softporn stash! Close your eyes if you are offended by reality.
You are probably shocked by this image, if you are very religious. You think that 'god' hates the human cunt. You think that Jesus would puke at the sight of this gloriously beautiful woman spreading her legs for the camera.
You know me and I know you even more than you know me! Trust me!
I decided to take advantage of this situation to contact the Jewish god WHTZSNM. I dialed 666 on the brown telephone and extended the antenna. God answered immediately.
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gd: Hello?
me: Do You see the photograph?
gd: What photograph?
me: Thank You for Your input. Sayonara...
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I then dialed 123 on the Brown Telephone. Jesus answered immediately.
js: Hello (static)?
me Check out the image I am now uploading. Do You have any comment?
js: Mother (static)! What a (static)!
me: I agree. Awesome.
js: Thank you very much for this information! I love you!
me: And I love You too. Enjoy.
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