Friday, December 26, 2008

 

Improving National Infrastructure

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The question is whether doing a new post will cure the odius problem in the last post. We shall see: 'Bafrolitonicus.' Alright! Looks like Blogger has regained sanity for the moment. My god! It's only 7:00 PM!
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Washington, March 1, 2009.

President Obama announced today that our national penis was in such a sorry state that immediate governmental intervention was justified. The president compared our national dick to that of Afghanistan where virtually 99 percent of males are circumcised before the age of 13. The president went on to cite a long list of other nations, all Muslim, where male sexual mutilation was practiced routinely, and observed - tellingly - that those nations were generally backward, technologically.
The President went on to affirm our American faith in the future and signed 'The Bill to Kill' infant sexual mutilation. The bill was dubbed 'The Kill Bill' bill by Jewish opponents.
The vast majority of American Media professionals 'signed on' to the idea as evidenced by the national coverage of this topic.
Significantly, Jewish media interests, focused on the South African hospitals where circumcision is a common 'preventive,' ramped up their pro-circumcision agenda.
The Jewish god WHTZSNM could not be contacted for comment.
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