Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Last Days on Planet Earth
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NBC and ABC have discovered the LHC! CBS seems oblivious, but we shall see. (Eheh.) The 'catalyst' for this discovery seems to be the allegation that the LHC will produce tiny Black Holes which will swallow The Earth. There is a court proceeding regarding the matter. The LHC started up today in Switzerland. This is excellent 'movie material,' folks! I predict a movie - coming out soon - which will show the people of Earth in their last days, waiting to be sucked into a small but growing Black Hole which is oscillating around the earth's core, way underground. The earth is shrinking physically. The shrinking will accelerate exponentially. Scientists have been able to measure the shrink rate quite accurately and have predicted the date when life on earth will become impossible. How long will we have before being swallowed? How will that prospect change society? What a delicious idea for a movie!
NBC and ABC have discovered the LHC! CBS seems oblivious, but we shall see. (Eheh.) The 'catalyst' for this discovery seems to be the allegation that the LHC will produce tiny Black Holes which will swallow The Earth. There is a court proceeding regarding the matter. The LHC started up today in Switzerland. This is excellent 'movie material,' folks! I predict a movie - coming out soon - which will show the people of Earth in their last days, waiting to be sucked into a small but growing Black Hole which is oscillating around the earth's core, way underground. The earth is shrinking physically. The shrinking will accelerate exponentially. Scientists have been able to measure the shrink rate quite accurately and have predicted the date when life on earth will become impossible. How long will we have before being swallowed? How will that prospect change society? What a delicious idea for a movie!
