Thursday, July 17, 2008
They Watch Me Very Very Closely
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Well folks, as you can see I have dipped into my stash of Japanese softporn on Oldcomputer. But instead of connecting it directly to the internet where it might be at risk, I copied a bunch of pictures to a CD. Most of them are not as racy as this one is. I selected mostly girls who seemed to enjoy what they were doing at the time: smiles are sexy. This honors my promise to my male readers of some '...cunt. Eventually.' To those male readers who are looking for really Hard Corps Cunt, I offer this link: Caution! This Sushi is not safe for work!
Viagra update: Turns out I was mistaken on the Viagra stats given last week. The prescription was filled on 03/13/02 for a Qty of 5. I therefore did Viagra at least three times (I don't recall getting more than one prescription but it's possible).
So: Yesterday I chopped one of the 6 year old tabs in half using my trusty pill-cutter. Inside the hard blue 'shell' was a white soluble substance which was no doubt the active ingredient. I swallowed half the pill, then continued to watch TV, drinking my usual Diet Pepsi. I noticed a 'stirring' about 40 minutes later which was most pronounced while walking to and from the bathroom. There was, however, no constant hardon. I dropped the second half of the pill about two hours after dropping the first half. Again, there was a noticable response about 40 minutes later, but nothing dramatic. Meanwhile, I was monitoring my blood pressure, looking for any wild deviations. BP remained 'normal' throughout the test. These effects lasted for quite some time, even well into the night as on at least one occasion I woke up from a dream with a more than usual hardon. Clearly, the Viagra had 'primed the pump.' I am convinced that, given a 'sexual scenerio' I would have performed quite well for my age.
But the scenerio here was - as always - far from sexual. Example: when I 'dropped' the second half of the pill there was a huge stomp above me (in the kitchen). There was another huge stomp above me later in the bedroom as I accessed an MSNBC story suggesting that minimal food intake produced maximal life span. They watch me very, very closely.
