Friday, September 28, 2007
Zionist Me
(2)
I was very amused this week by Ahmedinejad's appearance at Colombia University. Lots of political 'sound and fury signifying nothing' preceeded his invitation to speak there, so I was motivated to tune in to his comments. It was immediately apparent from his 'introduction' that he had been bushwhacked, so to say, and had been lured into the occasion under false pretenses.
I saw the entire episode as a scary case of mutual incomprehension in a dangerous world full of complete fucking idiots who believe that their particular brand of 'messiah' is right around the corner. (What fun! As a 'news freak' I can barely wait for Armageddon! Come on Jesus!)
I was also amused by the Democrat Debate this week, where every damned one of them kissed the ass of AIPAC. We are used to this sort of thing from the Republicans who claim to represent the Evangelical Right, but we wondered how correct the political pundits who claimed that, 'AIPAC owns the American political establishment' really were. Now we know: they were right! (For those among you who do not know, AIPAC is supported by Zionist (tap) Jews and Christians who have entered into a temporary alliance (tap) for the purpose of supporting Israel in the face of international law. The Christian side hopes that the new Israel will hasten Jesus' return. The Jewish side simply takes advantage of the Christian side, but claims that if the Messiah turns out to be Jesus after all they will instantly convert to Christianity. It is not quite as simple as that, of course, as each side knows the motivations of the other side. Suffice it to say that in the minds of the various Zionists there will soon be the juicy situation whereby whomever is correct in this matter will be able to view close up the agony of their former allies burning in Hell forever alongside the Muslims and the rest of us. (Full disclosure: I am also a Zionist. My motivation is anti-Jewish: the more Jews we can cajole into leaving America for 'The Promised Land' the fewer Jews we will have to contend with over here.))
I was very amused this week by Ahmedinejad's appearance at Colombia University. Lots of political 'sound and fury signifying nothing' preceeded his invitation to speak there, so I was motivated to tune in to his comments. It was immediately apparent from his 'introduction' that he had been bushwhacked, so to say, and had been lured into the occasion under false pretenses.
I saw the entire episode as a scary case of mutual incomprehension in a dangerous world full of complete fucking idiots who believe that their particular brand of 'messiah' is right around the corner. (What fun! As a 'news freak' I can barely wait for Armageddon! Come on Jesus!)
I was also amused by the Democrat Debate this week, where every damned one of them kissed the ass of AIPAC. We are used to this sort of thing from the Republicans who claim to represent the Evangelical Right, but we wondered how correct the political pundits who claimed that, 'AIPAC owns the American political establishment' really were. Now we know: they were right! (For those among you who do not know, AIPAC is supported by Zionist (tap) Jews and Christians who have entered into a temporary alliance (tap) for the purpose of supporting Israel in the face of international law. The Christian side hopes that the new Israel will hasten Jesus' return. The Jewish side simply takes advantage of the Christian side, but claims that if the Messiah turns out to be Jesus after all they will instantly convert to Christianity. It is not quite as simple as that, of course, as each side knows the motivations of the other side. Suffice it to say that in the minds of the various Zionists there will soon be the juicy situation whereby whomever is correct in this matter will be able to view close up the agony of their former allies burning in Hell forever alongside the Muslims and the rest of us. (Full disclosure: I am also a Zionist. My motivation is anti-Jewish: the more Jews we can cajole into leaving America for 'The Promised Land' the fewer Jews we will have to contend with over here.))
