Friday, September 07, 2007
A Hopeless Case
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Christopher Hitchens on Larry Craig. very funny. Hitchens gives us an entirely new perspective on public toilets. Brilliant. Tearoom?!
Also very funny is this story about Jews and the sabbath:
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'After dinner, Wife and I had said our goodbyes and walked out to our car. A woman comes hurrying up to us, dragging two little children behind her, panic on her face.
"Excuse me, are you Jewish?"'
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I loved this story because it illustrates the utter stupidity of ancient Jewish religion and the people who still believe it.
Dawkins reviews god is not Great. Excellent.
I just finished watching The Mclaughlin Group. Fun. I'll forget it and will watch it again on tivo. I was taken by the idea of 'modern rehab.' Interesting. I conjectured the scenerio of 'panty-fetish rehab.' What would that be like? Hmm. How would they go about destroying my love of panties?
Other rehab possibilities presented themselves to my beady little brain too; for example, Jewish rehab (tap). What would that be like? Would it involve foreskin restoration? Daily shaving? Monthly haircuts? Masturbation classes?
What about Jewish Faggot rehab? Such a scenerio would seem, on the face of it, to be too complex. Jew, maybe. Faggot, maybe. Jewish Faggot, probably not. Too complex.
Concerning 'religion rehab' (thump) there is precedent in the concept of 'deprogramming.' Jewish rehab would fall into that category. So would defaggotation. But notice that complexity (boom) increases exponentially with every new category: Complexity equals time (among other considerations). Therefore, 'Jewish Faggot Lawyer' deprogramming class would take so many years that it could not be done in a single lifetime. It follows that the case of Walter Gerash is hopeless.
Christopher Hitchens on Larry Craig. very funny. Hitchens gives us an entirely new perspective on public toilets. Brilliant. Tearoom?!
Also very funny is this story about Jews and the sabbath:
----------
'After dinner, Wife and I had said our goodbyes and walked out to our car. A woman comes hurrying up to us, dragging two little children behind her, panic on her face.
"Excuse me, are you Jewish?"'
----------
I loved this story because it illustrates the utter stupidity of ancient Jewish religion and the people who still believe it.
Dawkins reviews god is not Great. Excellent.
I just finished watching The Mclaughlin Group. Fun. I'll forget it and will watch it again on tivo. I was taken by the idea of 'modern rehab.' Interesting. I conjectured the scenerio of 'panty-fetish rehab.' What would that be like? Hmm. How would they go about destroying my love of panties?
Other rehab possibilities presented themselves to my beady little brain too; for example, Jewish rehab (tap). What would that be like? Would it involve foreskin restoration? Daily shaving? Monthly haircuts? Masturbation classes?
What about Jewish Faggot rehab? Such a scenerio would seem, on the face of it, to be too complex. Jew, maybe. Faggot, maybe. Jewish Faggot, probably not. Too complex.
Concerning 'religion rehab' (thump) there is precedent in the concept of 'deprogramming.' Jewish rehab would fall into that category. So would defaggotation. But notice that complexity (boom) increases exponentially with every new category: Complexity equals time (among other considerations). Therefore, 'Jewish Faggot Lawyer' deprogramming class would take so many years that it could not be done in a single lifetime. It follows that the case of Walter Gerash is hopeless.
