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Looks like I got a bit redundant there in that last post. By the way, I followed the first link in that article to Masturbation and the Bible , which led to this bizarre link. Next, I went to this link (Porn flakes) which is the quite funny story of John Harvey Kellog, klismaphile. Unfamiliar with the term I Googled it, leading me to this site where I discovered Paraphilia and fetishes. Although I spend a good part of the day there laughing my ass off, so to say, I barely touched the surface of this amazing collection. Highly recommended. I finished a hilarious day at omorashi checking out Wet Set Magazine.
Before we leave the subject of wierd sex I found this bizarre piece about a husband who showers after having sex with his wife of 30 years:

Q: I’m wondering if I have an obsessive-compulsive husband. He feels he has to get up immediately after intercourse and wash himself. He’s never been one to stay in bed, snuggle or prepare for Round Two. I’m immaculate in my personal hygiene, but he makes me feel like I got him dirty. After 30 years of marriage and two children, he’s still the same. Any words of wisdom?

I was astonished by the 'sex guru's' reply. What crap! Sex guru's first mistake was his failure to ask whether they had had 'anal sex' (tap). It seems only natural to me that if you have had your penis up somebodys rectum you would be naturally inclined to wash off the poop as soon as possible. 'Elementary hygiene, Mister Watson.' But pussy juice? No way. If you are afraid of your wife's pussy environment you have a serious problem. Kootch and I used to shower before sex, not after. And I was amazed by this piece of sheer nonsense:

By the way, as any man who has fallen asleep for the night right after sex can testify, the simple act of waking up groggy in the morning and standing over the toilet can become a friendly-fire emergency thanks to the obstructing leftover evidence of our love. You may not think pee can shoot at a 90-degree angle, but you’d be surprised.

Utter nonsense. Only one thing interferes with a man's urinary aim: a prepuce. And even a prepuce will deflect the urinary path no more than about 20 degrees at most. Furthermore it is easy to overcome this aiming problem by skinning the prepuce back slightly before peeing.