Friday, July 06, 2007
Lunch?
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The question seems to be deliciously ambiguous under the circumstances. I liked the playfulness of this photo as soon as I saw it.
Which brings us to, 'kosher.' I noticed a commercial for kosher hot dogs recently by a company called, Hebrew National. The 'catch phrase' of the commercial was, 'No ifs, ands, or butts.' Curious, I looked up 'kosher' and found the following description of Kosher beef:
'Only the forequarters of a kosher animal are allowed for human consumption. For beef, this would include the area from the tenth rib forward. The hindquarters of the animal contain the sciatic nerve and fats, (my emphasis) which are not allowed for consumption. This means that a wide range of beef cuts, such as sirloin and T-bone steaks, are not available as kosher products. Many large food stores stock a range of pre-wrapped kosher beef and frozen kosher beef products.'
I thought, 'Aha! Fat is indeed verboten! This fits with my conjecture that the Jewish god WHTZSNM wants his 'chosen people' to have no access to lubricants which might be used for nefarious sexual purposes!' Hence this particular post. (Is pussy kosher?)
Other possible subjects for tonight:
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Should children have freedom of religion?
Why Muslims find assimilation difficult in European countries.
The Tridentine Mass returns.
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Speaking of 'edibles,' the lyrics to On top of Spaghetti are funny.
