Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Is there a gin named, 'G?'
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Time for some juicy quotes from 'ginG' (god is not Great). I love this book! Lessee.. rat fuck, I didn't mark the desired quotes and now the pages are a blur. Maybe I can find something. Standby... Ok, here are some 'snips'...
'The Prophet was accidentally taking dictation from Satan instead of from God.'
'Catholics are dirty and have too many children. Muslims breed like rabbits and wipe their bottoms with the wrong hand. Jews have lice in their beards and seek the blood of Christian children to add flavor and zest to their Passover matzos.'
Barf. This is taking much too long. I'll be drunk as a skunk before I can dig up enough appropriate quotes for this section. Hmm...
Meanwhile I am fascinated by the charge that Catholics wipe their collective butt with 'the wrong hand.' Interesting, in view of the fact that Muslims wipe TCB with the left hand, saving the right hand for eating. But I am a right-handed (former) Catholic and I have always wiped my butt with the left hand. Is that the wrong hand? Do normal, right-handed folks wipe butt with the dominant hand? Maybe I should ask Kootch...
Time for some juicy quotes from 'ginG' (god is not Great). I love this book! Lessee.. rat fuck, I didn't mark the desired quotes and now the pages are a blur. Maybe I can find something. Standby... Ok, here are some 'snips'...
'The Prophet was accidentally taking dictation from Satan instead of from God.'
'Catholics are dirty and have too many children. Muslims breed like rabbits and wipe their bottoms with the wrong hand. Jews have lice in their beards and seek the blood of Christian children to add flavor and zest to their Passover matzos.'
Barf. This is taking much too long. I'll be drunk as a skunk before I can dig up enough appropriate quotes for this section. Hmm...
Meanwhile I am fascinated by the charge that Catholics wipe their collective butt with 'the wrong hand.' Interesting, in view of the fact that Muslims wipe TCB with the left hand, saving the right hand for eating. But I am a right-handed (former) Catholic and I have always wiped my butt with the left hand. Is that the wrong hand? Do normal, right-handed folks wipe butt with the dominant hand? Maybe I should ask Kootch...
