Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Celestial Penis Envy
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Which brings us from the visual aspect of sex to the sensual aspect. And by 'sensual,' I mean the ability to feel the other dermatalogically. You know all about this subject: we sense the other by touch with nerves located in the skin, including the foreskin. I want to focus on the foreskin:
The foreskin (prepuce) covers the glans, protecting it. That is its prime function. The secondary function of the foreskin is to sense the female vagina. The retracted prepuce presents the inner lining of the foreskin to the vagina, enhancing male sexual pleasure (thump) during intercourse. A third function of the (retracted) foreskin is to maintain erection by 'clamping down' (tap) on the return veins of the penis thereby increasing penis blood pressure. The human foreskin is thus a valuable part of the human penis in heterosexual congress.
But the most valuable aspect of the human foreskin is that it fascilitates masturbation, a real male human need in early sexual life beginning about age 12.
Unfortunately, God hates masturbation, especially male masturbation. God apparently has never had an orgasm. Furthermore God apparently has a low tolerance for same among the Chosen People. God therefore conned (tap) The Jews into mutilating their penises such that male masturbation needed lubrication. God then outlawed lubrication, thinking that would end masturbation. Wrong. The Jews figured out how to do it anyway. I suspect that the Jews invented cocksuckery for that very reason, but I could be wrong.
I am way too drunk at this point to relate the story in 'god is not Great' about Mayor Bloomberg (boom) concerning Jewish circumcision. Next time...
Nighty-night!
Which brings us from the visual aspect of sex to the sensual aspect. And by 'sensual,' I mean the ability to feel the other dermatalogically. You know all about this subject: we sense the other by touch with nerves located in the skin, including the foreskin. I want to focus on the foreskin:
The foreskin (prepuce) covers the glans, protecting it. That is its prime function. The secondary function of the foreskin is to sense the female vagina. The retracted prepuce presents the inner lining of the foreskin to the vagina, enhancing male sexual pleasure (thump) during intercourse. A third function of the (retracted) foreskin is to maintain erection by 'clamping down' (tap) on the return veins of the penis thereby increasing penis blood pressure. The human foreskin is thus a valuable part of the human penis in heterosexual congress.
But the most valuable aspect of the human foreskin is that it fascilitates masturbation, a real male human need in early sexual life beginning about age 12.
Unfortunately, God hates masturbation, especially male masturbation. God apparently has never had an orgasm. Furthermore God apparently has a low tolerance for same among the Chosen People. God therefore conned (tap) The Jews into mutilating their penises such that male masturbation needed lubrication. God then outlawed lubrication, thinking that would end masturbation. Wrong. The Jews figured out how to do it anyway. I suspect that the Jews invented cocksuckery for that very reason, but I could be wrong.
I am way too drunk at this point to relate the story in 'god is not Great' about Mayor Bloomberg (boom) concerning Jewish circumcision. Next time...
Nighty-night!
