Saturday, April 21, 2007

 

The Frugal Solution

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Which brings us to our last subject for tonight: unreasonable human proliferation.

I claim that much of the blame for the explosion in the human population is related to the Jewish idea of sexual mutilation (circumcision). I claim that a male with a natural (unmutilated) penis would sooner jerk off than invest valuable time and rescources in the pursuit of pussy.

This leads logically to the conclusion that circumcision fosters increase in population because an uncircumcised male would rather beat off than fuck the girl next door, the reasoning being that pussy is expensive sociologically (including economically) whereas a simple orgasm is obviously much more frugal on an hourly basis.

Nighty night!
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