Saturday, March 03, 2007
Modern TV
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Which brings us to my most recent interview with God. What does God think about the latest revelations concerning Jesus? Toward the answer to this question I picked up the Brown Telephone and dialed 666:
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gd: Hello?
me: I have news about Jesus.
gd: Thank you!
me: The good news is that Jesus is not dead. Yet.
gd: Howso? And so what?
me: First of all, I wish to speak for the record that I have never contemplated killing Jesus.
gd: (silence)
me: Nevertheless I have been interested in Jesus.
gd: (silence)
me: Modern Media claims that Jesus' bones have been found recently.
gd: (silence)
me: It has been all over modern TV.
gd: TV?
Which brings us to my most recent interview with God. What does God think about the latest revelations concerning Jesus? Toward the answer to this question I picked up the Brown Telephone and dialed 666:
----------
gd: Hello?
me: I have news about Jesus.
gd: Thank you!
me: The good news is that Jesus is not dead. Yet.
gd: Howso? And so what?
me: First of all, I wish to speak for the record that I have never contemplated killing Jesus.
gd: (silence)
me: Nevertheless I have been interested in Jesus.
gd: (silence)
me: Modern Media claims that Jesus' bones have been found recently.
gd: (silence)
me: It has been all over modern TV.
gd: TV?
