Friday, February 09, 2007
Check Your Dick
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Well, I could go on and on but you get the idea: Fundamentalist Islam is an ugly mob. So is fundamentalist Christianity. So is Fundamentalist Judaism. In fact, Abrahamic Religion is an ugly mob, perhaps the largest and ugliest of them all (Check your dick: can you skin it back? No? Then check your dog's dick. Compare dicks. Who has the most desirable dick?).
Which brings us to the Google Search for a human penis being skinned back (retracted). I challenge you to find a video which shows a human penis being retracted (skinned back). I am not into male porn, and am not willing to spend much time looking for video of dicks being skinned back, but I am sure you can manage that task if you dare. And should you competent readers come up with nada in the skinback department - should there be absolutely no videos available at all showing human penises being skinned back - then I hereby offer my services in that regard.
But be aware that at my age (72) my penis is somewhat out of practice. The good news is that a penis can be skinned back in any state whatsoever, and I would be willing to illustrate that process in an exclusive video in all possible states (with the assistance of Viagra if necessary, or a suitable yum-yum). (By the way, I recently discovered that it is possible to masturbate to orgasm in the absense of a hardon. Who would have thought...!)
Well, I could go on and on but you get the idea: Fundamentalist Islam is an ugly mob. So is fundamentalist Christianity. So is Fundamentalist Judaism. In fact, Abrahamic Religion is an ugly mob, perhaps the largest and ugliest of them all (Check your dick: can you skin it back? No? Then check your dog's dick. Compare dicks. Who has the most desirable dick?).
Which brings us to the Google Search for a human penis being skinned back (retracted). I challenge you to find a video which shows a human penis being retracted (skinned back). I am not into male porn, and am not willing to spend much time looking for video of dicks being skinned back, but I am sure you can manage that task if you dare. And should you competent readers come up with nada in the skinback department - should there be absolutely no videos available at all showing human penises being skinned back - then I hereby offer my services in that regard.
But be aware that at my age (72) my penis is somewhat out of practice. The good news is that a penis can be skinned back in any state whatsoever, and I would be willing to illustrate that process in an exclusive video in all possible states (with the assistance of Viagra if necessary, or a suitable yum-yum). (By the way, I recently discovered that it is possible to masturbate to orgasm in the absense of a hardon. Who would have thought...!)
