Friday, January 26, 2007
The True Religion
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Not that I am entirely against religion. Not at all. I think that religion, in order to be valuable, needs a certain amount of sophistication. Dumbass religion is contraindicated. Dumbass religion is save-your-ass religion. Dumbass religion is rapture-ready religion, babeling in tongues, waiting for Jesus. Dumbass religion creates 'marytrs' who kill themselves and other people in hopes of enjoying pussy in paradise.
There is no pussy in paradise. There is no paradise. Paradise is a delusion. There is no Holy Ghost. Your babel is confabulation. You will die. You will die like a dog. There is no escape from that. No amount of gibberish will save you.
Sophisticated religion understands that death is the end, but finds wonder and awe in the very fact of being alive in the moment. Sophisticated religion says that life is not only worth living but that life is astonishing! Enjoy it while you can! Make fun of it! But remember: it will end soon enough and you will never be alive again. Never. Ever.
Let me repeat that: You are alive now. You will die. You will never live again. Once you realize this you will have stumbled into the True Religion. You will realize that you have entered into what Jesus called, 'The Kingdom of Heaven.' There you are! You are there!
Here I am.
Come on in.
Not that I am entirely against religion. Not at all. I think that religion, in order to be valuable, needs a certain amount of sophistication. Dumbass religion is contraindicated. Dumbass religion is save-your-ass religion. Dumbass religion is rapture-ready religion, babeling in tongues, waiting for Jesus. Dumbass religion creates 'marytrs' who kill themselves and other people in hopes of enjoying pussy in paradise.
There is no pussy in paradise. There is no paradise. Paradise is a delusion. There is no Holy Ghost. Your babel is confabulation. You will die. You will die like a dog. There is no escape from that. No amount of gibberish will save you.
Sophisticated religion understands that death is the end, but finds wonder and awe in the very fact of being alive in the moment. Sophisticated religion says that life is not only worth living but that life is astonishing! Enjoy it while you can! Make fun of it! But remember: it will end soon enough and you will never be alive again. Never. Ever.
Let me repeat that: You are alive now. You will die. You will never live again. Once you realize this you will have stumbled into the True Religion. You will realize that you have entered into what Jesus called, 'The Kingdom of Heaven.' There you are! You are there!
Here I am.
Come on in.
