Friday, January 12, 2007
Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
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Which brings up the question of what might happen should Jesus come prematurely. I think it would be a disaster.
For example many Jews (tap) might not be saved.
(Jews are of the opinion that Jesus' arrival will signal a decision point for Jews and that therefore any Jew faced with the decision to believe Jesus or not will be able to make his or her decision simply by watching the Evening News. Jesus Came? Believe! But Many Christians think that once Christians have been Raptured Up to Heaven it will be too late for The Jews.)
Many Christians who were scheduled to eventually accept Jesus as their Savior would be preempted outright and consigned to Hell. And on the other hand many Christians who would later abandon their religion in favor of a modern view of things would be prematurely Raptured right out of their jockey shorts and their panties, landing in Heaven unprepared. All this would be very traumatic, not only for the individuals concerned but for God as well.
Do you think that Jesus would be able to easily tolerate a truncated Atheist? In Heaven? Naked? Do you think that God Himself could tolerate such an obviously alien invasion? Not!
Heavenly chaos would be the result. (See this site for a fuller explanation of the title of this post.)
So I see it as my duty to do my part to delay the Bush plan to Tempt The Lord in these areas.
Which brings up the question of what might happen should Jesus come prematurely. I think it would be a disaster.
For example many Jews (tap) might not be saved.
(Jews are of the opinion that Jesus' arrival will signal a decision point for Jews and that therefore any Jew faced with the decision to believe Jesus or not will be able to make his or her decision simply by watching the Evening News. Jesus Came? Believe! But Many Christians think that once Christians have been Raptured Up to Heaven it will be too late for The Jews.)
Many Christians who were scheduled to eventually accept Jesus as their Savior would be preempted outright and consigned to Hell. And on the other hand many Christians who would later abandon their religion in favor of a modern view of things would be prematurely Raptured right out of their jockey shorts and their panties, landing in Heaven unprepared. All this would be very traumatic, not only for the individuals concerned but for God as well.
Do you think that Jesus would be able to easily tolerate a truncated Atheist? In Heaven? Naked? Do you think that God Himself could tolerate such an obviously alien invasion? Not!
Heavenly chaos would be the result. (See this site for a fuller explanation of the title of this post.)
So I see it as my duty to do my part to delay the Bush plan to Tempt The Lord in these areas.
