Friday, November 17, 2006
You the Jury
(5)
Which brings us to the question of whether these two trees ever really existed. Did they? Or were they actually mythical. Did their fruit fall on fallow ground or were they delusions? Were they Illusions? Were they Myths? Were they Pre-Scientific confabulations? The answer is, 'Yes.'
Otherwise you the jury would be forced to convict God of Crimes Against Humanity. You would have to conclude that God created those special trees specifically for the purpose of tempting an innocent couple to 'sin,' and that having accomplished that goal, the god allowed those two trees to die forever because they were of no further use to anybody.
Such an outcome would have had the effect of erasing the evidence of God's evil intentions toward His hapless creations. And in consideration of that you (jurors) would be honor-bound to consider the question of a Celestial cover-up, which seems to follow from those facts.
Did you get that? No? Then read it again.
I am feeling so guilty about Non Serviam. Go there if you dare.
Which brings us to the question of whether these two trees ever really existed. Did they? Or were they actually mythical. Did their fruit fall on fallow ground or were they delusions? Were they Illusions? Were they Myths? Were they Pre-Scientific confabulations? The answer is, 'Yes.'
Otherwise you the jury would be forced to convict God of Crimes Against Humanity. You would have to conclude that God created those special trees specifically for the purpose of tempting an innocent couple to 'sin,' and that having accomplished that goal, the god allowed those two trees to die forever because they were of no further use to anybody.
Such an outcome would have had the effect of erasing the evidence of God's evil intentions toward His hapless creations. And in consideration of that you (jurors) would be honor-bound to consider the question of a Celestial cover-up, which seems to follow from those facts.
Did you get that? No? Then read it again.
I am feeling so guilty about Non Serviam. Go there if you dare.
