Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Bingo!
(3)
When you undertake to buy somebody in the Gerashian sense, it helps you if your 'mark' is 'of your tribe.' Significant savings can be attributed to tribal considerations. So if you are a Jew you save by buying other Jews. Irish Catholics, for example, come at a higher price, if you are a Jew.
Are you a Jew? Are you on a limited budget? Then begin by buying other Jews.
Are you queer? Are you on a limited budget? Then begin by buying (tap) other queers. Always buy 'similarity' (boom). Jewish queers, for example, come at a surprisingly cheap rate when you yourself are a privately verifiable Jewish queer.
For example (boom):
Suppose you are Gerash. I have moved to Charleston. You want to resume your life of pleasurable harrassment against me. One of your objectives will be to identify (a) the Jews in the Charleston Police Force; (b) the queers in the Charleston Police Force. How do you do that?
Frankly it takes time, but you can do it. If you spend enough time and money on the problem you will eventually be able to categorize every single member of the Charleston Police Force in terms of both their religion and their covert sexual preferences. It goes without saying that the higher ranks yield higher returns in those cases of 'deviannity.' Is the Chief of Police a Jewish queer? An Irish queer? An African-American queer?
Bingo!
When you undertake to buy somebody in the Gerashian sense, it helps you if your 'mark' is 'of your tribe.' Significant savings can be attributed to tribal considerations. So if you are a Jew you save by buying other Jews. Irish Catholics, for example, come at a higher price, if you are a Jew.
Are you a Jew? Are you on a limited budget? Then begin by buying other Jews.
Are you queer? Are you on a limited budget? Then begin by buying (tap) other queers. Always buy 'similarity' (boom). Jewish queers, for example, come at a surprisingly cheap rate when you yourself are a privately verifiable Jewish queer.
For example (boom):
Suppose you are Gerash. I have moved to Charleston. You want to resume your life of pleasurable harrassment against me. One of your objectives will be to identify (a) the Jews in the Charleston Police Force; (b) the queers in the Charleston Police Force. How do you do that?
Frankly it takes time, but you can do it. If you spend enough time and money on the problem you will eventually be able to categorize every single member of the Charleston Police Force in terms of both their religion and their covert sexual preferences. It goes without saying that the higher ranks yield higher returns in those cases of 'deviannity.' Is the Chief of Police a Jewish queer? An Irish queer? An African-American queer?
Bingo!
