daily scratchpad

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This brings us to yet another 'Interview With God:'

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gd: Hello?
me Congratulations!
gd: Hello?
me: Did I stutter?
gd: Hello?
me: (shouting) Ratassicus!
gd: You again. What is your problem?
me: I am in a philosophical mood. Thought I would give you a call.
gd: You're drunk.
me: Exactly.
gd: Do you realize how boring you are when you're drunk?
me: Apparently not. Am I intolerable?
gd: Almost, not quite.
me: Thank... You... um...
gd: God. My Name is God. Straighten up.
me: You know, of course, that I love You.
gd: I know. Make your point. You should not be contacting Me in your condition.
me: Here is my point: I think that You are actually a Female. Am I correct?
me: PLEASE tell me that I am correct.
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