Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Pussy Alligators?
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Another funny article from The Onion.
The Aztecs are no more. I quickly took all of their cities and built airports at strategic locations. I also shipped two boatloads of workers (16) to my new colonies with orders to improve the landscape over there. Then France attacked England, and since I have a 'Mutual Protection Pact' with France, I was forced to declare war on England. It was a sad day. I can tell you this much, folks: Joan of Ark might be a cutie, but she is a dangerous woman!
Then China attacked my new colonies! Darn!! Looks like I'll be too busy with the Chinese to get much involved in a war with the Brits.
Babylon's intentions are somewhat of a mystery at this point, but since neither China nor Babylon have access to oil I am not really worried.
Another funny article from The Onion.
The Aztecs are no more. I quickly took all of their cities and built airports at strategic locations. I also shipped two boatloads of workers (16) to my new colonies with orders to improve the landscape over there. Then France attacked England, and since I have a 'Mutual Protection Pact' with France, I was forced to declare war on England. It was a sad day. I can tell you this much, folks: Joan of Ark might be a cutie, but she is a dangerous woman!
Then China attacked my new colonies! Darn!! Looks like I'll be too busy with the Chinese to get much involved in a war with the Brits.
Babylon's intentions are somewhat of a mystery at this point, but since neither China nor Babylon have access to oil I am not really worried.
